To play a little catch up, Here are some status updates from July and August accompanied by a short narration if necessary. Enjoy!
July 18th, 2012:
"Why does the redhead scream so much?! I don't get it! Is the red trying to get out?!"
So, some of you might judge me here, but you can't keep an eye on your kids 24/7, and I can't exactly vacuum while she's napping, so here goes:
July 31st, 2012:
"Darby snuck out of the house when I was
vacuuming, went down the hill to play on our neighbor's play set and got
stung by a bee. Can anyone say self critiquing mistake?"
August 5th, 2012:
"Me: 'Darby, go ride the plasma car.'
Darby: 'No! I wanna ride a unicorn.'
Me: 'No.'"
The next two statuses followed the infamous eye doctor appointment where I lost Darby:
August 6th, 2012:
"Off to Rockville for Darby's opthamology
appointment. Really looking forward to getting new glasses, breaking
them, ordering new ones only to have her bend them and making, say, 10
new trips up to the eyeglasses place for "adjustments" (note: heavy
sarcasm)."
August 8th, 2012:
"About to make trip #1 to get Darby fitted for a new pair of spectacles. 'Jesus, help me!'"
We were invited to the pool with some friends. After chasing Darby around all day, keeping her afloat and alive, she decided it was time to go off the diving board. I stood right there and pulled her up out of the pool over and over and over while she jumped and jumped and jumped. She's fearless...
August 8th, 2012:
"Darby had to have gone off the diving board 20 times today!"
August 9th, 2012:
"Darby just asked Dallas if she could get married."
Darby, somehow, tore a hole in her pullups. It was a vertical tear right along her butt crack. I've had two other kids wear pullups without mishap! Only on Darby...
August 10th, 2012:
"Well, THIS has never happened to me before! Brings new meaning to 'split you're britches'!"
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