Little Red Riding Hood.

So...I think this story was born of an episode of Dora.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, our Big, Bad Wolf conversation:

Real Conversations with Darby #479:
Darby (wearing cat ear headband): "Mommy! I'm the Big, Bad Wolf!"
Me: "No. You're the GOOD wolf!"
Darby: "I'm the Big, BAD Wolf!"
Me: "Nope! You're GOOD!"
Darby (Makes grumbling noise): "No. I'm bad." (and she walks away)
I don't even know... 

Yesterday, we had our friend, Kari, over with "Baby AWINA," as Darby calls her.  We just LOVE Baby 'Wina (and Miss Kari, but that could probably be about 20 other stories for other days).  I'm just happy we haven't smothered Baby 'Wina to death yet.  Anyhow, as Kari and I were talking, Darby went and found her "Big Bad Wolf" ears (ie. cat ears) headband.  She was wearing them, so I whispered to Kari, "Those are the 'big bad wolf' ears."  Feeling like carrying on a little experiment, I told the Pixie, "Oh!  You have your GOOD wolf ears on!"  She happily replied, "Yes, I DO!"

There might be hope, folks.